"Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink."

Accountability, Responsibility, Blame, Humor, Truth

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"Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink."

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"AT any given time we are either taking Ownership or Blaming, Ownership is a better choice!!"

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"There are no innocent bystanders ... what are they doing there in the first place?"

William S. Burroughs, American Writer

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"Forgive them, you might say, for they know not what they do. But there comes a moment in history when ignorance is no longer a forgivable offense, a moment when only wisdom has the power to absolve."

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"If you remember your past too well you start blaming your present for it. Look what they did to me, that's what caused me to be like this, it's not my fault. Permit me to correct you: it probably is your fault. And kindly spare me the details."

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"Why should the killers of the world be "the future" and not us?"

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"The pressure of adversity is the most powerful sustainer of accountability. It's as though everything you do is multiplied by 50 in order to surpass those with a head-start. I was never capable of slacking when at the threshold of failure."

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"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."

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