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"Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink."
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"All of us will give an account to God about our life on earth, about our position and actions."
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"We must stop calling corruption a "Nigerian factor"."
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"Those who are not working toward a better life and those who do not take responsibility for their destinies do not have victories."
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"Since when has irresponsibility and lack of accountability in public service become a Nigerian factor?"
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"The level of our responsibility in things of God determines our level of prosperity."
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"The pressure of adversity is the most powerful sustainer of accountability. It's as though everything you do is multiplied by 50 in order to surpass those with a head-start. I was never capable of slacking when at the threshold of failure."
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"God does not have any business with irresponsible people."
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"I craft most of my own tragedies without ever having even the remotest understanding that it is I myself who have done the crafting."
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"You cannot break any of God`s laws, you can only break yourself."
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"You cannot be accountable with the products of someone else's mind, no man is known for a skillful hunting by the number of bush meats gathered by another man!"
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
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