"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

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Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"My feelings are those of a schoolboy getting in sight of the holidays. Or more seriously, my feelings are perhaps those of a matador who has decided not to enter the bull ring."

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Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"But as a woman, I really started feeling vulnerable on the set, and I really felt that it was important that I should not be open for invitation or making myself look as though I was waiting for something."

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"I understand what it feels like not to like aspects of yourself. There have been times that I have felt really terrible about the way I look. I have the seed of that feeling."

Gwyneth Paltrow, American Actress

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"We all must live our lives always feeling, always thinking the moment has arrived."

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Louis Nizer, English Lawyer

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"Feelings are the language of the heart. Everything else is static noise."

"I'm not afraid to write my feelings in songs."

"Feelings have the divine attracting power. Feelings are the only link between you and everything around you."

"I know it is all right. I wish I could make you feel so, I wish I could describe my feelings."

"My feelings are those of a schoolboy getting in sight of the holidays. Or more seriously, my feelings are perhaps those of a matador who has decided not to enter the bull ring."

"You can't plan for feelings. You have to accept that. Let it scare you. Trust that it'll be okay anyway."

"But as a woman, I really started feeling vulnerable on the set, and I really felt that it was important that I should not be open for invitation or making myself look as though I was waiting for something."

"I understand what it feels like not to like aspects of yourself. There have been times that I have felt really terrible about the way I look. I have the seed of that feeling."

"We all must live our lives always feeling, always thinking the moment has arrived."

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