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Emo Philips

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

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Donna Grant

"As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning."

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Donna Grant

"Liking one person is an extra reason for liking another."

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Donna Grant

"If a thing which is believed by billions is against the reason and not supported by the science, it is a great honour not to be amongst those billions!"

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Donna Grant

"Hard as it may sound, no god has saved anything or anyone in human history. It is the humans who have done so."

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Donna Grant

"If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason."

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Donna Grant

"If I had been born in the medieval times, my subjective union with God and the Universe would have evoked the rise of another Gnostic religion. But, by the grace of Mother Nature, I am born in an era of Science and Reasoning. Hence, I have dissected my own experience of Absolute Divinity as well as the experiences of all the religious giants in my works, in order to discover the physical truth underneath these apparently supernatural experiences."

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Donna Grant

"When everybody worships all sort of religious lies and illogical myths, dare to be there, in the land of reason!"

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Donna Grant

"Does this means something!?- Does it mean that you are again on the same opinion... no reason to ask you... no reason to say it again... it's logical."

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Donna Grant

"I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable, for they are void of reason and common sense."

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Donna Grant

"There is no reason that the universe should be designed for our convenience."

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Emo Philips
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

Family

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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

Night

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Emo Philips
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

First

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Emo Philips
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Sex

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Emo Philips
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

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Emo Philips
"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

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Emo Philips
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""

Time

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Emo Philips
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."

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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"

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Emo Philips
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."

Life

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