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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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"As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning."
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"Liking one person is an extra reason for liking another."
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"If a thing which is believed by billions is against the reason and not supported by the science, it is a great honour not to be amongst those billions!"
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"Hard as it may sound, no god has saved anything or anyone in human history. It is the humans who have done so."
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"If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason."
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"If I had been born in the medieval times, my subjective union with God and the Universe would have evoked the rise of another Gnostic religion. But, by the grace of Mother Nature, I am born in an era of Science and Reasoning. Hence, I have dissected my own experience of Absolute Divinity as well as the experiences of all the religious giants in my works, in order to discover the physical truth underneath these apparently supernatural experiences."
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"When everybody worships all sort of religious lies and illogical myths, dare to be there, in the land of reason!"
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"Does this means something!?- Does it mean that you are again on the same opinion... no reason to ask you... no reason to say it again... it's logical."
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"I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable, for they are void of reason and common sense."
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"A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing. The wastebasket has evolved for a reason."
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"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."
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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First
"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
Children
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Sex
"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
Gay
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."
Coffee
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
Love
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