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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."
"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."
"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
Explore more quotes by Mike Tyson
"The only thing I do is just pray for inspiration, for a way of thinking, because I don't have any particular goal in sight."
"If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?"
"I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."
"I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"I feel bad about my outlook, how I feel about people and society, and that I'll never be part of society the way I should."
"Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing."
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