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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used."
Money
"I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have."
Money
"I just want to conquer people and their souls."
People
"People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people."
People
"The only thing I do is just pray for inspiration, for a way of thinking, because I don't have any particular goal in sight."
Inspirational
"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too."
Life
"When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him."
Heart
"As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want."
Want
"I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
Force
"Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing."
Time
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