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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used."
Money

"As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want."
Want

"I intend to fight and I want to win. But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one, and to try to be a good father one day."
Family

"Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle."
Time

"Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real quiet and didn't talk much. I never met him."
Books

"People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people."
People

"The only thing I do is just pray for inspiration, for a way of thinking, because I don't have any particular goal in sight."
Inspirational

"I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one."
People

"That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up."
People

"I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful."
Money
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