"I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."

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"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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"My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"

Bill Maher, American Comedian

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"The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all."

Voltaire, French Writer

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"Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?"

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

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Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman Statesman

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"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."

Stephen King, American Author

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Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

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"The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting."

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"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."

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"Land really is the best art."

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