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"If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them."
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"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around."
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"If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time."
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"My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round."
Doctors

"Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play."
Choice

"I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone."
Time

"I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone."
Time

"The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying to the Lord to take care of me."
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"You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it."
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"I like myself better when I'm writing regularly."
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