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"Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity."
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"From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans."
"Because now it's the fans out there that are entertaining us, the developers, with their creations!"
"I used the dictionary very minimally and I just wrote how I speak. And I speak very hateful manner usually. I constantly did that because I think the fans would get more out of it if they understood exactly what I'm saying - exactly where I'm coming from."
"Fans are really important for me. And if they take pains to write me, it's the minimum that I answer myself."
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"You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!"
"When a singer leaves a band, I believe the band loses something creatively and the fans are disappointed too."
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