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Phyllis Diller

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
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