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Phyllis Diller

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

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"The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up."

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"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."

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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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