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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
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"The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player."

"It's tempting, because as one senator said to me, 'We know if we invite baseball down, we'll draw a crowd'."

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"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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