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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
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"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
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"You look at all the great players that they've had and the potential of playing in Yankee Stadium."
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"You had to pitch in and out. The zone didn't belong to the hitters; it belonged to the pitchers. Today, if you pitch too far inside, the umpire would stop you right there. I don't think it's fair."
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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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"It's very simple. We are asking baseball to come clean and set the record straight. Either baseball officials seriously want to rid their sport of doping, or they want to brush the issue under the carpet. So far, we haven't seen much evidence of the former."
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"It was a terrible day for baseball, it was a worse day for Congress."
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"Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species."
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"It's not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball."
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"I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future."
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"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
Kitchen
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Smile
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
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