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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
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"I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff."
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"You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight."
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"The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player."
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"I wanted to be a professional baseball player."
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"I wish there was a bar I could send opposing teams to and get them hammered or something - I could tell my buddies in New York to leave their places open or something. Playing for the Yankees, guys come at you extremely hard. I have to be ready or I'll be embarrassed."
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"A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball."
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"It's not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball."
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"I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat."
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"Baseball is this intense subculture that actually doesn't speak very much for the larger culture."
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