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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
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"There is but one game and that game is baseball."
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"October, that's when they pay off for playing ball."
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"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
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"It's not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball."
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"Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species."
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"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."
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"I've always been like that. I was a tomboy when I was a kid, so I was always playing baseball and basketball and football and stuff as a kid with the boys."
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"Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch."
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"I did pretty well at the Sydney Olympics, but those were my first Games."
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"I wasn't athletic. I played baseball, but I was terrible."
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"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Age
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Christmas
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
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