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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
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"The difference between Socrates and Jesus? The great conscious and the immeasurably great unconscious."

"They hate you not because of what you have done but because of who you are; you are different from who they are, and you are occupying the ground they want for themselves."

"In some ways, we will always be different. In other ways, we will always be the same. There is always room to disagree and blame, just as there is always room to take a new perspective and empathize. Understanding is a choice."

"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."

"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more."

"A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."

"I wanted to show a normal young girl whose only difference was that she behaved in the way a boy might, without any sense of guilt on a moral or sexual level."

"There is just a major difference between the sound of analog tape and digital tape."

"We may be so eager to protect the right to dissent that we lose sight of the difference between dissent and subversion."
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