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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
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"The difference between Socrates and Jesus? The great conscious and the immeasurably great unconscious."
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"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
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"Be different to make a difference."
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"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."
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"The difference for me is I just don't sleep on friends' couches anymore."
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"It don't make no difference where I go or what happens, so long as I can play the full nine."
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"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
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"There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read."
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"It is a great deal of difference to receive an honorary title or a title in his profession."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
People
"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
Mother
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Humor
"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."
Laughter
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
Difference
"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
Time
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
Appearance
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
People
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Wife
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