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"I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you."
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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."
"Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist."
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"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
"But there's so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That's where we are. We don't get our hair caught in it, but that's the level of primitiveness of where we are. We're in 1908."
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"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."
"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing."
"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."
"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable."
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