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"I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you."
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"You know, I do not think it is necessarily looks, I do not think I am the prettiest girl... Everyone has something that is their asset, some have the hair, some have the cheekbones, others have the lips. But once you know what is your asset, then you should capitalize on it."
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"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"
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"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."
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"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror."
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