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"You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen."
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"I wear my Pen as others do their Sword."
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"With a pen in my hand I have successfully stormed bulwarks from which others armed with sword and excommunication have been repulsed."
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"My two fingers on a typewriter have never connected with my brain. My hand on a pen does. A fountain pen, of course. Ball-point pens are only good for filling out forms on a plane."
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"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword."
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"I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket, just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed."
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"I still draw a lot though. Ballpoint pen is my preferred medium."
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"It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain."
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"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."
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"I like the fact you can spend two hours setting up a scene that will only last a couple of seconds. And I like just sitting around and dozing between scenes!"
Fact

"I don't have much choice these days in how I have my hair."
Choice

"I still draw a lot though. Ballpoint pen is my preferred medium."
Pen

"I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!"
Car

"I like the outdoors and the natural world. Environmental issues."
Environment

"It's not a very secure industry. I've spoken to a couple of people recently who had a successful TV show and then found themselves absolutely skint and struggling to find a job."
People

"Recently I've been collecting Star Wars figures again. When I was a kid I couldn't afford them. Now I can so I've been buying them and keeping them in their box for a later date when they'll be worth a lot of money."
Money

"My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1."
Son

"I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem."
Writer

"All the parts I get offered are character and comedy parts, and I probably wouldn't get them if I had a different face. So I'm glad I have a comedy face."
Character
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