top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Humor quotes
"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."
"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."
"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."
"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
Explore more quotes by Helen Rowland
"A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics.""
"The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time."
"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others."
"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."
bottom of page