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"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
Time
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
People
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
Listening
"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
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""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"
Language
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
People
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
Purpose
"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."
Truth
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
America
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."
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"Fish rule the waters, but can be caught using worms. Birds rule the air, but can be caught using grain."
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"Plans can break down. You cannot plan the future. Only presumptuous fools plan. The wise man steers."
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Personal Development
"A military leader thinks about casualties and losses, but a strategic one only aims the win."
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"You have to master the art of selectivity in everything you do. Otherwise, you could be side-tracked by secondary events and opportunities."
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Personal Development
"Consider your goal like a war to win and use whatever strategies you know to win."
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Personal Development
"Doubtful, but it did work..."Annabeth?" Percy said again. "You're planning something. You've got that I'm-planning-something look.""I don't have an I'm-planning-something look.""Yeah, you totally do. Your eyebrows knit and your lips press together and ---""Do you have a pen?" she asked him."You're kidding, right?" He brought out Riptide."Yes, but can you actually write with it?""I--I don't know," he admitted. "Never tried."
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Personal Development
"One must be cunning and wicked in this world."
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Personal Development
"It's beneficial to have a reputation for honesty, if only so that one can lie at crucial moments."
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Personal Development
"A good strategy of life is obvious: When the right path is found, it must be walked no matter how hard it is and the precious target this path destined to must be arrived at by defeating every difficulty encountered!"
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Personal Development
"You can win war without fighting and you must not fight a war in order to win. The battle is of the Lord."
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