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Mitch Hedberg

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."

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"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."

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Asa Don Brown

"Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip-the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs."

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"It gives us a look into a world that's very much like 'Traffic' was for drugs, this movie is for gun running. Dark at times, but I think Nic Cage is an incredible person to watch and very entertaining."

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"I was very laced with drugs myself, but Fred seemed to be even more so than me. That might have had something to do with it. That might have had something to do with nobody wanting to play my records, too, I don't know."

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Asa Don Brown

"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."

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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."

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Asa Don Brown

"Opium makes you quick-witted - perhaps only because it calms the nerves and stills the emotions. Nothing, not even death, seems so important."

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"Stay away from drugs. They're not worth it. I've tried, but there's none of them that's worth it."

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Asa Don Brown

"They couldn't do a drugs story on me because I'd already done one on myself."

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Asa Don Brown

"And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine."

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Asa Don Brown

"Drugs ruin peoples lives, break up families and have disastrous effects on our communities."

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