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"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
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"Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like."
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"They couldn't do a drugs story on me because I'd already done one on myself."
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"And as far as I'm concerned, it's like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem."
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"I've never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I come off!"
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"Drugs shouldn't be used for recreation although they can be, but ultimately the point of psychedelics is to put you in touch with the powers of the universe."
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"There are now more teens going into treatment for marijuana dependency than for all other drugs combined."
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"I don't drink. I don't do drugs."
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"I think hard drugs are disgusting. But I must say, I think marijuana is pretty lightweight."
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"I'm very fond of drugs."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
Night
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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