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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Feet
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Money
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Experience
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home
"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
Courtesy
"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
May
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun."
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"We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs..."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else."
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"Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction."
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