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"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
Kitchen
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny
"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
Food
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father
"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
Mother
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World
"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
Death
"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
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"A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor."
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"You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!"
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"If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success."
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"It's a harrowing experience to see death approaching in haste towards you, what is hell but confronting your own mortality."
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"It's harder to pick and choose when you're dead. It's like a photograph, you know. It doesn't matter as much."
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"Fair... You'd be amazed how often I hear that word, Frank Zhang,and how meaningless it is. Is it fair your life will burn so short and bright? Was it fair when I guided your mother to the Underworld? No, not fair. And yet it was her time. There is no fairness in Death. If you free me, I will do my duty."
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"The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion."
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"The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after death.""
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"Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death."
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"Better to rest in peace than rot in pieces."
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