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"I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"When life gives you pain, give life your unconditional love."

"You, your thoughts, and your imagination control the doorway to happiness. Service to the humanity is key to that doorway."
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"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."

"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
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