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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."
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"I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!"
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"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."
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"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."
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"George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?"
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."
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"A whole new generation is looking at the videos, and going to the video shop and buying the re-release of the complete trilogy, which you can buy at a reasonable price."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."
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"The only real indulgence was buying a house. That was a pretty big step."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
Washington
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
Ocean
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
Home
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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