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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."
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"The only real indulgence was buying a house. That was a pretty big step."
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"I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave."
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"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."
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"A whole new generation is looking at the videos, and going to the video shop and buying the re-release of the complete trilogy, which you can buy at a reasonable price."
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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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"I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing."
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"I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him."
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"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
Advertising
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
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