"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

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"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."

Tanya Tucker, American Musician

Bed, Day, Months

"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."

David Duchovny, American Actor

Bed, College, Lying, Night

"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."

Carl Perkins, American Musician

Bed, Song

"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

Thomas Ken, English Clergyman

Bed, Grave, May

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

John Dobbin, American Artist

Bed, Eyes, Laziness, Open

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

James Thurber, American Comedian

Bed, Man

"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."

Olivia Newton-John, Australian Musician

Bed, News

"I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself."

Fred Savage, American Actor

Bed, Dress, Water

"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."

Klaus Kinski, German Actor

Bed, Woman, Years

"We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers."

Laura Bush, American First Lady

Bed, Coffee, Newspapers, Ritual

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"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."

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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

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"I go to work the minute I open my eyes."

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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."

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"I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading."

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"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

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"People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life."

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"Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time."

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