"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"

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"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."

Klaus Kinski, German Actor

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"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."

DeForest Kelley, American Actor

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"I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning."

Gerard Butler, Scottish Actor

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"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."

Michael Jackson, American Musician

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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

Jerry Lawler, American Entertainer

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"I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked."

Joanna Lumley, English Actress

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"The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty."

Walter Matthau, American Actor

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"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."

Samuel Rutherford, Scottish Theologian

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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

Brad Pitt, American Actor

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"My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made."

James Agate, British Critic

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"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

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"There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work."

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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."

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"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."

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"Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid."

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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."

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"I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky."

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"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."

"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."

"I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning."

"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

"I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked."

"The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty."

"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

"My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made."

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"People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life."

"In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke."

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

"There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work."

"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."

"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."

"Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid."

"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."

"I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky."