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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"
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"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."
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"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."
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"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."
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"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."
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"My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't."
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"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."
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"My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy."
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"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."
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"I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked."
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"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."
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"I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do?"
Work
"I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer."
Thought
"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"
Bed
"People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life."
Life
"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."
Humor
"If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile."
Love
"I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist."
Friendship
"There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work."
Time
"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
Funny
"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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