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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"
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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."
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"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."
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"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."
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"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."
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"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."
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"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."
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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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"I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading."
Life
"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."
Humor
"Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time."
Humor
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Love
"I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist."
Friendship
"In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke."
Life
"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."
Funny
"I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky."
Being
"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"
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