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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"
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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
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"Give thanks for what you are today and go on fighting for what you gone be tomorrow."
Gratitude

"I to myself am dearer than a friend."
Friendship

"God befriend us as our cause is just!"
Justice

"True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings."
Hope

"O God that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should with joy pleas-ance revel and applause transform ourselves into beasts!"
Life

"Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool?Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him."
Love

"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
Thought

"ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king.HAMLET The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing -GUILDENSTERN A thing my lord?HAMLET Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after!"
Life

"Such wanton, wild, and usual slips/ As are companions noted and most known/ To youth and liberty."
Life

"What's done cannot be undone."
Life
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