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"If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed."
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"In the absence of self-control, this primordial nature of the limbic brain often compels the mind to give in to evils of corruption."
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"The one who does not have the control for even a minute, he does not have the control forever."
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"Discipline is a given, the choice is whether it is applied internally or externally."
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"It must be tempered with discipline. Ferocity is useless unless employed in the proper place . . ."
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"Discipline is when we postpone the pleasure of today for the benefit of tomorrow."
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"Any church that over emphasises miracles is encouraging laziness."
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"Always work and take productive actions."
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"Measurements is your saving grace if you want to raise steam."
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"Only through delayed gratification could you be able to come up with other virtues, character, trait that will really qualify you to call yourself a human being."
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"Working to perfect our gift and overcoming the pain of self-discipline, we achieve our goals and move on to our dreams."
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"If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed."
Discipline
"There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste."
Humanity
"Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink."
Accountability
"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love
"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
Consequences
"You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet."
Absurdity
"You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing."
Admiration
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
Parenting
"Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair."
Temptation
"Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ."
Satire
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