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"If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed."
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"The most effective way to be self disciplined, is to submit yourself to your words."
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"Children are the most reasonable about discipline. When they tell you not to do something, it's always because they know why."
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"Your daily choices and actions should be rational and productive."
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"The one who straightens out himself will attain moksha [will be liberated]. If you don't straighten out, people will beat you into doing so. The doorway to moksha [ultimate liberation] is narrow, so how will you be able to enter if you are obstinate?"
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"An army of disciplined sheep is greater than an army of undisciplined wolves."
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"There is no gift of principles, you must apply them if you want to move forward."
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"The standards of this new time are forcing us to put our lives in order before God."
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"Control yourself every passing second and make sure that no unit of time is being wasted."
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"If you understand that a wasted time is a wasted life, you will start running away from television, you will begin to run away from movies, you will run away from games like criminal case and candy crush."
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"People should not expect to eat if they did not work."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
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"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
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"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge

"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
Perspective

"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
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