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"Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse."
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"Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse."
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"Percy: I'll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a new makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids' head into the toilets. It's nice that some things never change."


"A steely look of anger flared in my mother's eyes, and I thought, just maybe, I was leaving her in good hands after all. Her own."


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