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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"When life gives you pain, give life your unconditional love."

"You, your thoughts, and your imagination control the doorway to happiness. Service to the humanity is key to that doorway."
Explore more quotes by Garrison Keillor

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

"I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it."

"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."
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