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Shannon A. Thompson

"Luthicer hummed. 'You're either brave or very foolish.' 'What's the difference?' (Eric)"

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"Luthicer hummed. 'You're either brave or very foolish.' 'What's the difference?' (Eric)"

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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."

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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."

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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."

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"And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she's having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie's face. But in a controlled way."

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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."

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"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."

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"Tomorrow can take me, he said. 'I don't need today anyway."
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"The feeling of death is not as peaceful as they make it sound in movies and books. It was frightening and empty...I never want to feel it again."
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"Those are the bad guys, right?'Depends on who wins, I guess."
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"One moment of true happiness was worth all the moments of pain. (Jessica)"
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"Bad bloods aren't born evil or dangerous. We are taught to be, but only because we have to if we want to survive."
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"The rebel inside of me always ignored the rules."
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"She was always daydreaming. She never wanted to live in the real world; she always seemed to be separated from other children her age. They couldn't understand her or her imagination. She was always thinking outside of the box, breaking rules, and only following what her heart told her was right."
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"Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I'll wake up with sweat drenching my chest and think it's the blood and muck I was covered in that night."
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