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"Luthicer hummed. 'You're either brave or very foolish.' 'What's the difference?' (Eric)"
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"The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."


"The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat:If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse.If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat,If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house.If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat,If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse.Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat -And there isn't any call for me to shout it:For he will doAs he do doAnd there's no doing anything about it!"


"If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd."


"You won't enjoy it," sighed Crowley. "It's been in the car for more than a fortnight." A heavy bass beat began to thump through the Bentley as they sped past Heathrow. Aziraphale's brow furrowed. "I don't recognize this," he said. "What is it?" "It's Tchaikovsky's 'Another One Bites the Dust'," said Crowley, closing his eyes as they went through Slough. To while away the time as they crossed the sleeping Chilterns, they also listened to William Byrd's "We Are the Champions" and Beethoven's "I Want To Break Free." Neither were as good as Vaughan Williams's "Fat-Bottomed Girls."
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"Luthicer hummed. 'You're either brave or very foolish.' 'What's the difference?' (Eric)"

"His entire presence was like gravity, impossible to forget, possible to believe in, a theory merged into a law."

"I wanted to protect her, and, if I couldn't do that, I'd at least be there for her. (Eric)"

"I didn't even have a name for her, shade or human, but I didn't need one to know her. (Eric)"

"I'm just helping someone who is unfortunate. Is that a crime?"

"With the smell so close, the ocean came into view only a few moments later, sometimes peeking between old brick buildings with bright blue eyes, other times peering for a lingering moment like long lost relatives seeing one another for the first time."
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