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Brandon Sanderson

"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny."

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"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny."

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Brandon Sanderson
"Seen like that, he was just a shadow; darkness, a nothingness, before real power. The men of this world, epics included, would pass from time. I might be a worm to him, but he was a worm himself in the grand scheme of the universe."

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Brandon Sanderson
"To be human is to seek beauty, Shallan. Do not despair, do not end the hunt because thorns grow in your way."

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Brandon Sanderson
"Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people."

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Brandon Sanderson
"Tobias took the photograph. At least, that's what I saw. Most likely I still had the photograph in my hand, but I couldn't feel it there, now I perceived Tobias holding it. It's strange, the way the mind can change perception."

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Brandon Sanderson
"I want you to go back into the barrack and tell the men to come out after the storm. Tell them to look up at me tied here. Tell them I'll open my eyes and look back at them, and they'll know hat I survived."

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Brandon Sanderson
"Control is the basis of all true power. Authority and strength are matters of perception."

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Brandon Sanderson
"Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it."

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Brandon Sanderson
"You could not stop times from changing, his mother said, no more than you could stop the surf from rolling."

Time

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Brandon Sanderson
"It was a shallow thing, this acceptance, but sometimes even shallow things feel important."

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Brandon Sanderson
"I don't want to make people mad. I just... well, how can people get better if you don't tell them what you honestly think?"

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Aberjhani

"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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Aberjhani

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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Aberjhani

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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Aberjhani

"I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor."

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Aberjhani

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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Aberjhani

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Aberjhani

"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."

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Aberjhani

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

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Aberjhani

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Aberjhani

"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."

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