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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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"Wouldn't it be amazing if you could travel into the future, see where you messed up, and then go back in time to rearrange things in order to make your future better? You can. If you can foresee regret, you can mind-travel to the future. If you can train yourself to mind-travel effectively, you can intentionally affect your future by doing something about it today."
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"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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"The value of time is immeasurable."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
Mother
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
Care
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
Car
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Dogs
"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
Office
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