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"Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
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"To stand on a mountain top, you must first create the mountain."
"Every great soul was inspired by another great soul."
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"Moving forward with success is a greater accomplishment, when we bring others along with us."
"The more we realize our minuteness and our impotence in the face of cosmic forces the more astonishing becomes what human beings have achieved."
"Strive toward what you know you must achieve, in confident & courageous manner."
"Mark this on your wall and remember it always: The greatest single most powerful enemy to success is success itself."
"A journey is an achievement, Maria, just as much as a mathematical proof."
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"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"On school uniforms Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German."
"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."
"THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
"Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!"
"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic."
"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked."
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