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"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."
"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."
"At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point."
"Lovemaking is a big grammatical error, i think it should be, LustMaking."
"If there was an elephant in the supermarket, she'd either not see it at all, or call it Mrs Jones and talk about fishcakes."
"I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin."
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"Any genuine philosophy leads to action and from action back again to wonder, to the enduring fact of mystery."
"The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware."
"And what is the potential man, after all? Is he not the sum of all that is human? Divine, in other words?"
"The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love."
"In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest."
"To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in."
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