"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."

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"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."

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"This feeling of guilt is your conscience calling your attention to the higher road, and your heart wishing you had taken it."

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"The guilt applies only to those things that are being given away for free."

David Sedaris, American Writer

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"A pang of guilt, like a blaring siren, should never be ignored."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"How now! Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand." Lady Macbeth."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"There is no such thing as collective guilt."

Kurt Waldheim, Austrian Politician

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"It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm such a lump. I won't cut the line. It's my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it."

Christopher Meloni, American Actor

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"With a parent, it's always guilt. You want to be there, but you kind of also want to be here."

Heather Locklear, American Actress

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"I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check."

Edward Burns, American Actor

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"I had told him I was searching for my keys, that's what had taken me so long in the car, and I squeezed him tighter, as if I could crush my little lie."

Mitch Albom, American Writer

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"I don't feel guilt. Whatever I wish to do, I do."

Jeanne Moreau, French Actress

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