"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."

Kiefer Sutherland, Canadian Actor

Mother, First

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

Rita Rudner, American Comedian

Mother, Husbands

"When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half."

Gracie Allen, American Comedian

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"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

Mother, Heart, First

"I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good."

Lorraine Bracco, American Actress

Mother, Thought, Being, Film

"And I thought, you know, I have to say that maybe the whacked out mother is my new favorite role, but I don't want to just do it and become Nurse Ratchett."

Tea Leoni, American Actress

Mother, Thought, Favorite, Want

"The biggest place I look for validation is from my mother. That's the little girl in me that will never grow up."

Naomi Watts, English Actress

Mother, Will

"But some things are the same. My mother still owns the house I grew up in, on what would now be called a cul de sac, but which the sign on the corner called a dead end street."

Mink Stole, American Actress

Mother, End, Now

"The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."

Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

"When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half."

"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

"I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good."

"And I thought, you know, I have to say that maybe the whacked out mother is my new favorite role, but I don't want to just do it and become Nurse Ratchett."

"The biggest place I look for validation is from my mother. That's the little girl in me that will never grow up."

"But some things are the same. My mother still owns the house I grew up in, on what would now be called a cul de sac, but which the sign on the corner called a dead end street."

"The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom."

"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."

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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."