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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road."
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"I don't know how Frank presented the old Mothers, since I never read the book. There might be some opinions on what he said, but I - or anyone else - could not make any corrections to anything Frank did."
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"I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible."
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"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel."
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"When I was 5, my mother threw a party, and a friend and I wrote and performed a play called The Dutch Doll."
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"I didn't grow up with my mother, and so losing her for real was like, some sort of latent childhood, some sort of unresolved issue. When she left for real, it was sort of like, I was done."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
Love
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Money
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
Wife
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
God
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Money
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Music
"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
Man
"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."
Wit
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