"Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others."

Humor, Aging, PeerPressure, GrayHair

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"Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

John Green, American Author

Humor, Social, Truth, Life

"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Humor, Philosophy, Truth, Hurt, Irony

"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Humor, Culture, Observation, Learning

"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Humor, Wealth, Excess, Irony, Consumption

"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

Kiersten White, American Author

Humor, Fiction, Creativity, Observation

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

Albert Einstein, German Scientist

Humor, Contempt, Music, Order

"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

Humor, Writing, Family, Books

"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Shannon A. Thompson, American Author

Humor, Perception, Confusion, Identity, Awareness

"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."

Berkeley Breathed, American Cartoonist

Humor, Negative, Books, Children

"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Humor, Romance, Absurdity, Love

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"Don't let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden."

Metaphor, Weeds, Flowers, Garden, Shadow

"I believe in unconditional love... I believe in dangerous unselfishness... I believe in daring to achieve... I believe in making mistakes... I believe in helping others... I believe in moving on... I believe in passionate romance... I believe in living the fullness of this human experience... I believe in ME..."

Emotional, Unconditional, Love, Mistakes, Helping

"Embracing your true self radiates a natural beauty that cannot be diluted or ignored. Confident, powerful, untamable, badass you!"

Empowerment, Authenticity, Beauty, Confidence, Power

"Smile at strangers and you just might change a life."

Kindness, Smile, Strangers, Change, Life

"CHANGE: Don't just talk about it, go out there and do it. Don't just meditate about it, go out there and create it. Don't just pray about it go out there and take action; participate in the answering of your own prayer. If you want change, get out there and live it."

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"Once you understand how powerful you are within, you exponentially increase the power and potentiality of everything outside of you."

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"Every step towards your dream today is a step away from your regret tomorrow."

Motivational, Dream, Regret, Step, Future

"Anyone who ever bet against you was wrong. Don't let their opinion blind you from your reality. You were not meant to live their life, LIVE yours!"

Empowerment, Opinion, Reality, Living, Self

"I am grateful to those who have betrayed me. They thought they were just stabbing me in the back, but they were also cutting me free from their poisonous life."

Emotional, Betrayal, Gratitude, Freedom, Poison

"Tomorrow will never call to ask your opinion, you don't control it. Stop allowing today's possibilities to be robbed by tomorrow's insecurities."

Time, Tomorrow, Control, Possibilities, Insecurity