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Laurie Halse Anderson

"I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner."

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Akiroq Brost

"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

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Akiroq Brost

"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

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Akiroq Brost

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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Akiroq Brost

"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."

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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."

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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve."

Satire

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"My only choice was to fight my way out, even if I didn't think I would make it."

Survival

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"I'd given him bits and pieces of my peculiar life, but colored softer and funnier than they had been. I'd painted my dad as Don Quixote in a semi, on a quest for philosophical truths and the best cup of coffee in the nation."

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"Why not spend that time on art: painting, sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more important than images? Who decides this? Does algebra move you to tears? Can plural possessives express the feelings in your heart? If you don't learn art now, you will never learn to breathe!"

Art

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what's left sound natural."

Creativity

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if I just stopped talking."

Isolation

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"Yes it is, because you can only be brave if you're scared."

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"The night sky stretched on forever above me, the stars flung like glass beads and pearls on a black velvet cloak."

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"I could never hate you, even if I wanted to."

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Laurie Halse Anderson
"I had let down my shields, that was the problem. The crazy inside Dad had infected me, weakened me so that when Finn smiled, I'd been vulnerable. I'd dropped my shields and let myself pretend that somebody like Finn would want to be with somebody like me."

Life

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