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"Love deep is inexhaustible like a vast ocean."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."

"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."

"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."

"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."

"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."

"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
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