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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
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"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."

"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."

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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
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