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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
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"It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again."
"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."
"It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour; riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work."
"Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen."
"A whole bunch of months passed and I didn't hear anything and then he emailed and asked if I could do a little piece on POD and Queens of the Stone Age."
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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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