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"Be calm on your wedding day; she won't kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Clear skies do not promise rain."
Nature
"You win minds through your brilliance. You win hearts through your tenderness. You win souls through your benevolence."
Influence
"Beautiful silence is better than ugly speech."
Wisdom
"Skill gives you legs to jog, talent gives you legs to run, brilliance gives you legs to sprint, but genius gives you wings to fly."
Creativity
"Never despise a seed, one day it will rise and bloom into a forest."
Growth
"A seed does not die because you buried it, neither does a warrior."
Resilience
"Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love."
Romance
"Love sees more with its eyes closed than hate with its eyes open."
Love
"A muddied diamond is better than an unsullied pebble."
Perspective
"A shrub that bears fruit deserves to be watered more than a tree that does not."
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