"Be calm on your wedding day; she won't kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"Be calm on your wedding day; she won't kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done."

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