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"Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well."
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"It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are that loyal."
Fans
"You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down."
Will
"The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at the point when, I'd say probably in the early '70s, it looked like the year of the singer-songwriter was over, 'cause music changed in our time and the spotlight was out."
Business
"Moderation is the key so I work certain amount of time and then I take a certain amount of time off."
Time
"There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry."
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"Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That translates into pacing a story, pleasing a reading audience."
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"And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a great place, really a catalyst creatively."
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"Indecision may or may not be my problem."
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"I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television."
Technology
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