"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."

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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."

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"If youth knew; if age could."

Sigmund Freud, Austrian Psychologist

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"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."

Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

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"Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen."

Willa Cather, American Author

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"Old age and the passage of time teach all things."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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"A whole bunch of months passed and I didn't hear anything and then he emailed and asked if I could do a little piece on POD and Queens of the Stone Age."

Chuck Klosterman, American Critic

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"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

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"Not even old age knows how to love death."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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"No lie ever reaches old age."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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"At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me."

Barnaby C. Keeney, American Educator

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"The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them thus preserving the system."

Quentin Crewe, British Journalist

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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."

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"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

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"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."

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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."

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"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."

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"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

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"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."

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