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"Bullshit french post-war rationalizing."
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
Life
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
Life
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
Dream
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"Most board meetings amount to little more than intellectual masturbation. They are ideas that cause thrills, chills, and satisfaction, but there is no impregnation. Nothing is ever born of them. It's intellectual masturbation."
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"Oh, mankind, race of crocodiles! How well I recognize you down there, and how worthy you are of yourselves!"
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Personal Development
"You know what I think? I think you've picked up the Nazi idea that Jews can't create. That they can only imitate and sell. Middlemen.' He fixed his merciless scrutiny on Frink.'Maybe so,' Frink said."
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"Irony and hip ennui are extremely authoritarian."
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"There are institutions filled with people who talk to god. we've labeled and drugged them."
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Personal Development
"What a blessed thing it is that nature when she invented manufactured and patented her audiors contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left!"
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Personal Development
"Non Violence and Religion: Both designed to keep the oppressed from murdering their oppressors."
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Personal Development
"All around us were people I had spent ten years avoiding--shapeless women in wool bathing suits, dull-eyed men with hairless legs and self-conscious laughs, all Americans, all fearsomely alike. These people should be kept at home, I thought; lock them in the basement of some goddamn Elks Club and keep them pacified with erotic movies; if they want a vacation, show them a foreign art film; and if they still aren't satisfied, send them into the wilderness and run them with vicious dogs."
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"Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity."
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"Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile."
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Personal Development
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