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"What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?"
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"Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away."
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"Men exist for the sake of one another."
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"When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land."
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"A man should be upright, not be kept upright."
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"There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world, as there are pretty women to deserve them."
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"In order that all men may be taught to speak the truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."
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"Let no such man be trusted."
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"I have found men to be more kind than I expected, and less just."
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"When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind."
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"We must conceive of this whole universe as one commonwealth of which both gods and men are members."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
Success


"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
Friendship


"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Friendship


"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
God


"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
Old


"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"
Will


"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
Car


"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
Car


"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car


"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
School
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