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"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
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"The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements.""
Death

"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."
Society

"Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow."
Fashion

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Fool

"Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does."
Company

"Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial."
Time

"The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet."
Heart

"Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone."
Sin

"Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately."
Greatness

"Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins."
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"Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky."
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"To marry a fool is to be no fool."
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"A minority group has "arrived" only when it has the right to produce some fools and scoundrels without the entire group paying for it."
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"Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness."
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"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass."
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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
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"It is unsafe to take your reader for more of a fool than he is."
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"The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool."
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"Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool."
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"There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon."
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