"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."

Satire, Poverty, Values, Irony, Wealth

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"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

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"Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

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"And his computer's spell-check always forces him to capitalize the word "Internet". Come on; World War Two earned it's capitalization. The Internet just sucks human beings away from reality."

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"Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather."

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"Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say 'attaboy'."

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"It is difficult not to write satire."

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"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."

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"Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous."

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"Any genuine philosophy leads to action and from action back again to wonder, to the enduring fact of mystery."

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"The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware."

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"And what is the potential man, after all? Is he not the sum of all that is human? Divine, in other words?"

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"The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love."

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"If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms."

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"In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest."

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"Until we accept the fact that life itself is founded in mystery, we shall learn nothing."

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"To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in."

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"What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?"

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"Art is only a means to life, to the life more abundant. It is not in itself the life more abundant. It merely points the way, something which is overlooked not only by the public, but very often by the artist himself. In becoming an end it defeats itself."

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