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"If music be the food of love, play on."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair."

Friedrich Schiller, German Dramatist

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"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'."

Beatrix Potter, English Author

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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

Helen Rowland, American Writer

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"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"As a consequence while we had a roof over our heads, food on the table, and clothes to wear to school we were constantly conscious of being of modest means."

Robert B. Laughlin, American Physicist

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"Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week."

Peter Ruric, American Screenwriter

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"Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy."

Marilu Henner, American Actress

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Michael Pollan, American Educator

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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."

"If music be the food of love, play on."

"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair."

"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'."

"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

"As a consequence while we had a roof over our heads, food on the table, and clothes to wear to school we were constantly conscious of being of modest means."

"Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week."

"Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy."

"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

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