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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
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"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."
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"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."
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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."
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"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."
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"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."
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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."
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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
People

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Love

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
God

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
God

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Control

"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
Beauty
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