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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."

"It's amazing. I can't believe how brilliant the whole thing is - my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful."

"I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you speak about generations and I must tell you, I have a philosophy and that is every 25 years I'm going to sire another child."

"You know, my daughters have been through their entire lives and knowing about my case."
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"It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States."

"But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone."

"There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words."

"The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project."

"On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away."
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