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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."
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"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."
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"I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you."
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"I've always ridden horses."
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"The Indians began to be troublesome all around me, killing and wounding cattle, stealing horses, and threatening to attack us. I was obliged to make campaigns against them and punish them."
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"I don't know if you saw the parting of the Red Sea with the chariots on the horses, I did stuff like that."
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"I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years."
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"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."
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"I ride my horses three to four times a week."
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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."
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"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Home
"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
Men
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Father
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"Take my wife... Please!"
Wife
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
Car
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
Time
"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."
Talent
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