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Henny Youngman

"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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"We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house."

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"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."

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"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."

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"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."

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"I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years."

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"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride."

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"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"

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"I ride my horses three to four times a week."

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"You'll probably get three horses and you have to draw a good buckin' horse. That's mighty tough."

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