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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."
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"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride."
"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."
"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."
"The Indians began to be troublesome all around me, killing and wounding cattle, stealing horses, and threatening to attack us. I was obliged to make campaigns against them and punish them."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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