"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."

"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."

"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"

"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride."

"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."

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