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Henny Youngman

"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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Donna Grant

"It would take wild horses to get me to talk."

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Donna Grant

"We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house."

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Donna Grant

"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."

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Donna Grant

"The Indians began to be troublesome all around me, killing and wounding cattle, stealing horses, and threatening to attack us. I was obliged to make campaigns against them and punish them."

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Donna Grant

"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."

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Donna Grant

"I've always ridden horses."

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Donna Grant

"And I ride horses, swim, do a lot of reading, writing."

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Donna Grant

"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."

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Donna Grant

"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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Donna Grant

"I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years."

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Henny Youngman
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

Worth

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Henny Youngman
"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

Time

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Henny Youngman
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

Love

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Henny Youngman
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

Wife

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Henny Youngman
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Drink

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Henny Youngman
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

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Henny Youngman
"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

Man

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Henny Youngman
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

Mother

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Henny Youngman
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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Henny Youngman
"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

Mother

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