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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."
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"It would take wild horses to get me to talk."
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"We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house."
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"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."
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"The Indians began to be troublesome all around me, killing and wounding cattle, stealing horses, and threatening to attack us. I was obliged to make campaigns against them and punish them."
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"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."
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"I've always ridden horses."
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"And I ride horses, swim, do a lot of reading, writing."
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"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."
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"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."
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"I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"
Time
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Love
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Drink
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Money
"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
Man
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
Mother
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