"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

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"It would take wild horses to get me to talk."

"We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house."

"When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff."

"The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally."

"Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it."

"I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years."

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