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Fred Allen

"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

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"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

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Amber Hurdle

"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."

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"1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS."

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"In the middle of a recession no tax increase is justified because it kills jobs, and any tax increase is a job-killing measure and should be defeated."

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"I fail to understand how you can justify a poll tax on the entire population, yet exclude a significant proportion of that population from programmes that this tax is paying for."

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"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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Amber Hurdle

"The tax code can be used to eliminate the toll booths on the information superhighway."

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Amber Hurdle

"Tax breaks can serve a vital role in keeping and bringing jobs to our state; however, without accountability, they are little more than loopholes at taxpayers' expense."

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Amber Hurdle

"The IRS is currently considering a rule that would make it easier for tax preparers to disclose the private information contained in tax returns - including name, address, Social Security number, employer, income, and charitable donations."

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Amber Hurdle

"Whatever you tax, you get less of."

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Amber Hurdle

"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."

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