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"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
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"I fail to understand how you can justify a poll tax on the entire population, yet exclude a significant proportion of that population from programmes that this tax is paying for."
"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."
"Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings."
"1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS."
"For the fifth year in a row, the Bush budget cuts city core services to pay for wealthy tax breaks. And once again, the mayor's requests were not funded."
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"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."
"The alternative minimum tax was designed to prevent the very wealthiest Americans from overusing certain tax benefits to avoid most of their tax burden."
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"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."
"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year."
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."
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