"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

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"It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for?"

Laura Miller, American Politician

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"If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much."

Lindsey Graham, American Politician

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"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."

Tommy Thompson, American Politician

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"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."

William Cobbett, English Politician

Tax, Class, Labor, Taxation

"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."

Charles Adams, American Historian

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"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."

Laurence J. Peter, Canadian Writer

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"He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer."

William Proxmire, American Politician

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"Tax what you burn not what you earn."

Christine Pelosi, American Writer

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"Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax."

Charles Kettering, American Inventor

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"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

Fred Allen, American Comedian

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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

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"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

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"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."

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"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."

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"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."

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"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."

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"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."

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"It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for?"

"If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much."

"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."

"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."

"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."

"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."

"He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer."

"Tax what you burn not what you earn."

"Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax."

"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."

"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."

"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."

"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."

"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."