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"Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores."
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"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good."
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"Old age saves us from the realization of a great many fears."
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"Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time."
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"If you manage to live long enough, most of your greatest fears become fond memories to look back on."
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"In the second half of life, people have less power to infatuate you. But they also have much less power to control you or hurt you."
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"Youth is gone -- gone -- and will never come back: can't help it."
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"Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities."
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"One's doing well if age improves even slightly one's capacity to hold on to that vital truism: "This too shall pass."
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"The more older we get, less question we ask. We have lost contacts, we have lost and the curiosity of the things."
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"He sat watching what went forward with the quiet outward glance of healthy old age."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
Chaos
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute."
Comfort
"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
Pragmatism
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