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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."
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"We pay when old for the excesses of youth."
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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
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"Old foxes want no tutors."
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"Any stigma, as the old saying is, will serve to beat a dogma."
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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
Play
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
Kids
"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
Israel
"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
Time
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
People
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
Love
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
People
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Actor
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Heart
"I have too much money invested in sweaters."
Money
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