"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

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"The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor."

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George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."

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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary."

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"Old foxes want no tutors."

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"The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor."

"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."

"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."

"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."

"We are who we're going to be when we're very old, and when we're very old we are who we were when we were 8."

"I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary."

"Every old poem is sacred."

"Old foxes want no tutors."

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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

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