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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
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"Where I fall down is my short game. I don't practice enough, and when I have to take a half swing from 50 yards out, that's trouble."

"You can be in Tokyo or Alberta at four in the morning in your hotel and you can still practice if you feel like it. A trombone cannot do that at four in the morning."

"Why should I practice running slow? I already know how to run slow. I want to learn to run fast."

"Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game."

"You can't hire someone to practice for you."

"Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice."

"I think generally the Japanese players have more intensity in practice but generally I do the same things."

"We devote our entire lives to becoming good ball players. We take batting practice until our hands bleed."

"In practice, attempts to sort out good erotica from bad porn inevitably comes down to: What turns me on is erotica; what turns you on is pornographic."
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"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."
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