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Robert Orben

"If you can laugh together, you can work together."

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"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."

God

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Robert Orben
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

Politicians

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Robert Orben
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

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Robert Orben
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."

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Robert Orben
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."

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Robert Orben
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

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Robert Orben
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."

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Robert Orben
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

Blame

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Robert Orben
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

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Robert Orben
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

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Aberjhani

"That most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man"."

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"The world system is employment."

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Aberjhani

"Police officers are poorly paid for a very stressful job that has them in very high powered radio frequency (RF) fields and in a daily environment that may result in them being assaulted, maimed or killed."

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Aberjhani

"A butler supplies food to nourish your body, but a writer nourishes your mind through writing."

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Aberjhani

"Do not be weary to make money."

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Aberjhani

"My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you'll get a different answer."

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Aberjhani

"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."

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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."

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Aberjhani

"Next to us is not the workman whom we have hired, with whom we love so well to talk, but the workman whose work we are."

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Aberjhani

"Be robust enough to work more than a robot!"

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