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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."

"Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks."

"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"

"If you can laugh at yourself, you have already achieved freedom."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
Explore more quotes by Max Beerbohm

"Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up."

"To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be."

"It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait."

"To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people."

"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."
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